Not you, fat jesus. Not you, fat jesus.

Not you, fat jesus.

I'm 19, attending Douglas J Aveda Institute. I was born to live in the city. My dream is to travel and someday I would love to live in NYC. Things you need to know about me: coffee, shopping, makeup, clothes, movies, and music, and deep intellectual quotes.

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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n.t. (via astrasperas)

(via lushskull)

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree, via trust)

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via amarkey)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via trust)

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(Source: kappataincrunch, via omnificoctopus)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via covocal)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via simplenoteasy)